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you have been targeted by a pfoor and pfathetic excuse for a pferson who has pfersonally pfurloined your pfockets with the use of pfersonal pfrotection racket and we require your pfersonal information to verify it is your own pfersonal pfathetic pferson pflease pflace your pfrivates on the chopping block

come on then twirl for me lets play twister i'll start left hand blue right leg spike top hat snake eyes WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE I'LL FUCKING SHANK YOU M8

yes the hat is cotton woven with silk and coagulated eyeball fluids

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